Katt Williams A Free Man!

Midget Mac Katt Williams may be broke, but he will not do time for two guns NY police officers claimed they observed in his car, last November.

It seems that the District Attorney in NYC decided to reject the two weapons against Williams, because if it went to trial he wouldn't be able to be seen over the witness stand and he couldn't afford lawyers anyways. Okay, let me stop. It seems that they 'couldn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt'.

Isn't that technically the case with every gun possession charge then? Seems fishy to us. How could anyone prove that a gun was found on someone. Isn't it that based on the integrity of the officers? But whatever, at least he doesn't have to shell out more money.

Video:Teedra Moses Peforms "You'll Never Find" and "Complex Simplicity"

Teedra Moses may not have an official album in 5 years, but she surely is still working crowds. The singer recently performed at 229 the Venue in London. She sung "You'll Never Find", as well as the tite track of her debut album, "Complex Simplicity". Still no word on her sophomore effort.

Hailey Glassman, Why Would You Deny Things?

Hailey Glassman shouldn't have been whining that the tabloids are making up lies. Either she's totally dumb, or she smokes so much ganga that she's out of her mind and forgot that she took pictures of herself smoking it up. Inside Edition surely blew the story up to remind her about the situation. Hopfully this will clear the fog in her mind and she has a sudden relapse of memory.

We hope that Kate Gosselin keeps those 8 little ones far away from this trainwreck fug bitch!

K-Fed Using His Kids For Money Again!

No one could ever imagine that Kevin Federline would use his famous children as a meal ticket. Barf! That fast ass, has been former dancer, who once tried to act Black, and be a rapper, has somehow landed a deal with VH1. And you know no one is interested in him, so you're going to love this.

Him and Jon Gosselin will be BFFs as he will pretend to care about his kids as well, while whoring them out to TV cameras. Something his former wife and superstar performer Britney Spears doesn't even do! The show will revolve around him sitting on his fat ass all day, as his hired help that Brit pays for takes care of his children.

You can also expect to catch his equally fame hungry girlfriend and failed tennis player Victoria Prince to get her face on TV. Although the couple has no plans of marrying yet, she lives off of him at his California mansion, also paid for by Britney. Says a source, "Victoria is a big part of the series… They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino."

I wonder is his kids from the less famous Shar Jackson will also appear on the show, since they are costing him money instead of earning it from him. This should get inetersting once Britney goes back to court and fights for her 50/50 custody, which she pretty much has now.

We hope while Grandpapa Jamie is still in charge, that he puts a hault on this whole hot mess!

And also, since he will have his own income, we hope a judge will agree that Britney no longer has to pay him 16K a month for her baby boys.

Preview: G.I. Joe Rise of the Cobra Extended Scene!

So excited. Hot guys. Action. Sweat. What else do we care about in a movie?

Bam Hospitalized Because He Decided to Booze it Up!

Usually we have to go on these crazy rants to explain our points. But the next story is soooo stupid that I don't even have words. Especially when the person it's about is known to snort a coke like it's an inhaler.

Bam Margera decided that since his marriage is going down the crapper, that he should go on a 96 hour alcohol binge. We'll say alcohol becase that's all he's admitted to. Sure there was no 8 balls, ounces of green and e pills involved. Either way, this is what apparently caused the Jackass and Viva La Bam alum to end up in the hospital talking to crazy people doctors.

His Mama was kind enough to further explain to TMZ that his kidney and leg muscles were jacked up from dehydration. The hospital flushed his system and he was able to go home after speaking with a psychiatrist.

When asked himself the dumbass answered: "I may get a divorce ... booze helps." I mean most Americans try things like communication, therapy and growing the fuck up. But not Bam, he's speacial. I can tell he took a short bus to school.

WTF??? Miley Cyrus to Be Part of Divas Live?

Seriously, I think Whitney passed her crack habit along to the producers of VH1's Diva's Live. How could you have such high standards back in the days, then drop them as low as having tween queen Miley Cyrus appear on your show. She sounds like a 40 year old with a bad smoking problem?

Either way, the 2009 VH1 Diva's Live Special will take place on September 17th at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. They have the nerve to boast the line up of: Adele (fine), Leona Lewis (more than fine), Kelly Clarkson (okay mix it up) and Miley Cyrus (FAIL!). Have you heard that little brat sing live. If her daddy were not Billy Ray, she would be no where. Damn Hannah Montana has made it to Diva's Live. Every great singer who has passed is turning and barfing in their grave.

Did they forget their former crack buddy Whitney is cleaned and dropping an album just in time for the festivities. And that Mariah has pushed back the album as well. Both could run musical races around that 16 year old slut! Shame on you VH1!

P.S. Some suggestions - Keri Hilson, Lady Ga Ga, Beyonce (although we hate her), Shakira, Janet Jackson, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift (a minor who keeps her clothes on) - ANYONE ELSE!

Granpa Clooney Defeats the Purpose of A Motorcyle

Maybe his age is biting him in the you know what. Or perhaps his motorcycle crash in 2007 scared him shitless, but George Clooney is not trying to ride a real two wheeler anymore. He was spotted riding what I consider a tricycle for people who wear Depends. It's not that I hate Clooney, but the whole point of a motorcycle is the danger and intrigue. It seems like he faced the danger and he ran to his Mommy and she approved this kid safe vehicle. Not that we wouldn't try it. But you're friends with Brad freaking Pitt, even that father of 6 takes a ride on the wild side. We like Clooney via The Facts of Life better!

UFC Fighter Kimo Leopoldo Dies - The World is A Safer Place

UFC Fighter Kimo Leopoldo died. And honestly, I am not feeling one bit bad for him. Now ya'll know by now that I don't wish death on nobody. But this man was a drug fueled, hot headed, wife beater. And death ain't gonna make me feel no different.

It's not even like was the greatest. He posted a 10-7-1 record, which is only 18 fights. Plus, when MJ died, you know I kept that funky fresh too. I am tired of death erasing all the harmful things you did. He doesn't even have a legacy to leave behind.

If you think I'm being too mean, the man got off on all the charges he was facing now. And one of his favorite quotes were: People go up and down, but the heart of the individual and their motives is what they are about,

Need I say more?

Madonna's Stage Falls & Kills!

Maybe the heavens decided it needed to do something as drastic as taking a life, to remind Madonna, that she is considered an elderly woman, at her age (50), and she needs to stop singing in too toos and leotards.

In a tragic twist of events, a stage hand for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour was killed today and six were injured after a stage fell on top of a crane; which in turn fell atop the poor people who have to put together and take apart stages for Granny. The incident occurred at Velodrome Stadium, in Marseille, France, where Madonna was slated to perform July 19th, 2009.

The Queen B, who from the safety of her handlers, released the below statement, will probably name one of her adopted kids after the victim. Two of the other six injured are in critical condition.

Madge said:

"I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news."

If she's that heartbroken, open your overstuffed wallet and pay up bitch. Because I'm pretty sure you won't be canceling that performance. And seeing as one of the other two men in critical condition is American, you can have some trouble coming your way. You know the favorite American past time is to sue.

Katt WIlliams Bankrupt - Guess He'll be Playing Santa's Helper This Winter

If the rumors from Humor Mill are true, everyone's favorite shock value comedian is headed for brokeville!

According to the site, there are multiple sources confirming that the actor/comedian has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Which is just another point of controversy in the last year. Perhaps buying lavish homes, aiding and bedding a convict, and buying black market weapons, have cost more than expected. Those Lawyers fees add up. Or perhaps, trying to retire from stand up, which includes turning down a $50 Million dollar deal from Comedy Central, way before your time and before you set yourself up financially didn't help.

But my real theory is that all those perms and hair products bit you in the ass. We know how expensive it is to keep the hair looking good. And we all know God don't like ugly. Maybe that stunt you pulled with Steve Harvey came and bit you with karma in the ass. There's always a job with the Mall Santa!

P.S. I wonder what you will do, now that you don't have money to fuel your excessive coke, weed, and 'surp habit. Please don't go Amy Winhouse on us!g

The Real Housewives of NY Want Real Money!

Those NY Housewives are showing Bravo who the real bitches are; 'fuggetabout' those NJ trannies. But I mean, did Bravo not expect this? We all know New Yorkers play hardball. According to sources, the cast minus lying, abusive, thief Kelly Bensimone, are all holding out on signing a contract for the upcoming season. Apparently they want some six figure salaries, for sharing their high school drama, and Donald Trump lifestyles. I'm surprised ditzy ass Ramona isn't too high to understand what's going. But then again, with all that botox, she can probably only smile in agreement.

My favorite red headed, big boobed housewife, Jill Zarin, recently explained her stance to all those avergage people about to throw their lunch up, over how greedy this seems; when they all are rich as fuck make bank. And yes, she did compare the group to the cast of Friends

"I think that in an ensemble cast, it's hard to have demands because I think all women are the same. I think all women should be treated identically. I don't think one is more valuable than other,". She continued, "I'm not saying someone new on the show would be valued the same as someone who’s been on the show three years,"(probably jabbing pyshco bitch Bensimon). "But I think that the cast is the cast. Take an ensemble like Friends. They felt the same way about each other, even though some became more famous than others and some were more liked. They all took care of each other, and I think that's the way it should be."

In all honesty, NYC and Orange County are by far the most entertaining. Give them hoes some more money, because they're giving you ratings that are bringing in big bucks. NJ housewives were only entertaining because of Danielle and her slutty, coke fueled, stripper, kidnapping days. And Atlanta, almost all of them were really broke.

Bravo has announced that they are casting for the latest season. Maybe as a tactic to get these smart asses to give in. But who would watch and entirely new cast? These chicas know what they're doing.

New Music: Bobby Valentino "My Ex-Girlfriend"

What psychedelic drug was Bobby Valentino tripping on when he decided to step in the booth and create this shizz. I mean I think the lyrics are okay, but seriously this is some trippy package. I guess his next album will be another - FAIL! But you can decide to be nicer that we are. DL Link below!

Listen/Barf/Download: Bobby Valentino "My Ex-Girlfriend"

Hailey Glassman - The Pot Head, Has Feelings Too

Please someone give that douche bag stuck in a pre-midlife crisis and suffocated into Christin Audigier top, a conoli filled with shit, so he can keep his pie hole shut. And while they're at it, hand that 22 tramp he's fucking a bong and an once of green so they can keep those made for paparazzi smiles wide.

Apparently, Hailey Glassman, daughter of the plastic surgeon who nipped and tucked sexto-mom Kate Gosselin, is "hurt" about the allegations the press is making about her. We would feel sorry for her, exept that she's homewrecked a family of 10 by spreading her tuna thighs wide, and is plastering her face all over the media, by being seen and holding hands with the balding 32 year old Jon Gosselin.

On top of that, she is mad at the story that ran in Us Weekly, about her checkered pot smoking, ex-con ass. The story is 100% true. Did she not realize that when you hit it big by fucking a TLC parent (can not believe I just refenced innocent network TLC and used the word fucking), the tabloids were gonna run a background check? Apparently, while partying it up in St. Tropez Monday with her overweight and 10 years senior boo, she couldn't keep it together.

A source said: "U.S. press is all over stories about her being some slutty party girl with a history of arrests… She was upset tonight."

Boo Hoo bitch! Go slide down someone's pole, preferably someone who isn't on the cover of every tabloid weekly; so the world will forget you and I never have to see ur fug face again! Below is the mugshot heard around the world!

New Music: LeToya Luckett "She Ain't Got It"

Ay LeToya Luckett! I love you so much. Mostly because your the anti christ for Beyonce. That's why her papa tried to ban you from performing at todays BET Awards. I just wish you would dedicate this song to that cheap weave wearing coked whore, so you we could see her sweat like Whitney. The remix to an already great song is below!

LeToya Luckett "She Ain't Got It"

Shadiness in the Jackson Case...Time to Cut A B****

This is not looking good for the Jackson family. According to AEG, the company which promoted the 50 concert series at the O2 Arena in London, said in statement today:

Michael Jackson insisted that his concert promoter’s payroll include his personal physician, a financially troubled cardiologist who was with the entertainer just before he died. Dr. Conrad Murray was hired by AEG Live to accompany the pop star to London for his comeback series of concerts, said AEG Live President and Chief Executive Randy Phillips.

Which may be the answer as to why he performed CPR on a man on a bed, as opposed to a hard surface. Especially when Murray is a veteran doctor. It was revealed:

In 2008, three judgments were filed against Murray or his company, Global Cardiovascular Associates, in Clark County, Nev., totaling more than $435,000, and two other cases are pending from companies that say Murray owes them a total of $355,000.

Shady, low life, wrinkled eyed bastard. In my ghetto hood, the family would put some grease on their face, get a box cutter, cornered that out of date doctor and would have gone to work with this dumb ass. Why is working as a doctor when he had to leave his own firm? Why would he continuously inject a grown man with multiple shots of Demerol, while Jackson called it "health tonic"? Not cool. Joe Jackson needs to bring it back to them steel mill days, and fuck a brotha up!

Luckily for the for the promoters of the event, and given Michael Jackson's history (which should of made it an expensive back-up plan), they had insurance. They further explained their circumstance:

We had pretty good coverage, but a lot of it is going to depend on the toxicology results,” he said. “We need to know what the cause of death was.

This is turining out to be Anna Nicole Smith, Elvis Presly and Janis Joplin all rolled up in one.

New Music: Rihanna "Te Amo"

Well I can say I could tell she 'sucked' for both teams. But I don't like throwing things in people's faces. I bet this is the back story of how the song came to be.

Ciara is Rihanna's tranny bestie. They once licked each other's coochies between violents rounds of scissoring, when Rihanna suddenly said, "what's that smell?" Ciara responded "I don't smell nothing." Rih Rih caught another whiff and said "It smells like salmon tacos. I hate seasfood. This is over." Ciara continued to stalk her, and thus a frustrated Rih Rih, who just wanted to be friends had a late night recording session and came up with this.

The King of Pop Has Died...And I'm Just Gonna Shut My Trap!

As you must already know, Michael Jackson has passed away. From his debut at age 11 with his brothers, the world was not only in love, but mesmerized. He career sparked 13 number 1 singles, countless memories and a new direction in music. No one will forget Thriller, still the highest selling album ever. But please, I have to get this off my chest.

Him dying was probably the best thing that happened to minors across the globe, his estate and his obviously fucked up children.

Shhhh...I didn't just say that. I feel like Two Face in Batman. But homeboy wanted to be Peter Pan. Peter, mother effing Pan! Fine, I'll buy the vitiligo story, but what butcher used a meat clever on your jaw line, and a fruit peeler on your nose? (Lil' Kim, that's you in 20 years. Stop with the plastic bitch!) And how did those naps turn to silky tresses fit for a Garnier Commercial? I understand that we should never wish death on anyone. And I didn't wish that fate on him. But he was never gonna be strapped down in a padded cell on a Ritalin diet, like I felt he needed. At least until he realized he was no longer a child, but a man old enough to be a grandfather! (Reminiscing on Britney's 5150 Hold. Thank God for her parents.) No one dared to stop a man that needed to be saved; because of his wealth and name. At least he is in a place, where he will no longer be a harm to himself or anyone else. And there will be nothing but honesty and boys flying around with miniature fairies. SMH!