K-Fed Using His Kids For Money Again!

No one could ever imagine that Kevin Federline would use his famous children as a meal ticket. Barf! That fast ass, has been former dancer, who once tried to act Black, and be a rapper, has somehow landed a deal with VH1. And you know no one is interested in him, so you're going to love this.

Him and Jon Gosselin will be BFFs as he will pretend to care about his kids as well, while whoring them out to TV cameras. Something his former wife and superstar performer Britney Spears doesn't even do! The show will revolve around him sitting on his fat ass all day, as his hired help that Brit pays for takes care of his children.

You can also expect to catch his equally fame hungry girlfriend and failed tennis player Victoria Prince to get her face on TV. Although the couple has no plans of marrying yet, she lives off of him at his California mansion, also paid for by Britney. Says a source, "Victoria is a big part of the series… They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino."

I wonder is his kids from the less famous Shar Jackson will also appear on the show, since they are costing him money instead of earning it from him. This should get inetersting once Britney goes back to court and fights for her 50/50 custody, which she pretty much has now.

We hope while Grandpapa Jamie is still in charge, that he puts a hault on this whole hot mess!

And also, since he will have his own income, we hope a judge will agree that Britney no longer has to pay him 16K a month for her baby boys.