Granpa Clooney Defeats the Purpose of A Motorcyle

Maybe his age is biting him in the you know what. Or perhaps his motorcycle crash in 2007 scared him shitless, but George Clooney is not trying to ride a real two wheeler anymore. He was spotted riding what I consider a tricycle for people who wear Depends. It's not that I hate Clooney, but the whole point of a motorcycle is the danger and intrigue. It seems like he faced the danger and he ran to his Mommy and she approved this kid safe vehicle. Not that we wouldn't try it. But you're friends with Brad freaking Pitt, even that father of 6 takes a ride on the wild side. We like Clooney via The Facts of Life better!