Hailey Glassman - The Pot Head, Has Feelings Too

Please someone give that douche bag stuck in a pre-midlife crisis and suffocated into Christin Audigier top, a conoli filled with shit, so he can keep his pie hole shut. And while they're at it, hand that 22 tramp he's fucking a bong and an once of green so they can keep those made for paparazzi smiles wide.

Apparently, Hailey Glassman, daughter of the plastic surgeon who nipped and tucked sexto-mom Kate Gosselin, is "hurt" about the allegations the press is making about her. We would feel sorry for her, exept that she's homewrecked a family of 10 by spreading her tuna thighs wide, and is plastering her face all over the media, by being seen and holding hands with the balding 32 year old Jon Gosselin.

On top of that, she is mad at the story that ran in Us Weekly, about her checkered pot smoking, ex-con ass. The story is 100% true. Did she not realize that when you hit it big by fucking a TLC parent (can not believe I just refenced innocent network TLC and used the word fucking), the tabloids were gonna run a background check? Apparently, while partying it up in St. Tropez Monday with her overweight and 10 years senior boo, she couldn't keep it together.

A source said: "U.S. press is all over stories about her being some slutty party girl with a history of arrests… She was upset tonight."

Boo Hoo bitch! Go slide down someone's pole, preferably someone who isn't on the cover of every tabloid weekly; so the world will forget you and I never have to see ur fug face again! Below is the mugshot heard around the world!