Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Real Housewives of NY Want Real Money!


Those NY Housewives are showing Bravo who the real bitches are; 'fuggetabout' those NJ trannies. But I mean, did Bravo not expect this? We all know New Yorkers play hardball. According to sources, the cast minus lying, abusive, thief Kelly Bensimone, are all holding out on signing a contract for the upcoming season. Apparently they want some six figure salaries, for sharing their high school drama, and Donald Trump lifestyles. I'm surprised ditzy ass Ramona isn't too high to understand what's going. But then again, with all that botox, she can probably only smile in agreement.

My favorite red headed, big boobed housewife, Jill Zarin, recently explained her stance to all those avergage people about to throw their lunch up, over how greedy this seems; when they all are rich as fuck make bank. And yes, she did compare the group to the cast of Friends

"I think that in an ensemble cast, it's hard to have demands because I think all women are the same. I think all women should be treated identically. I don't think one is more valuable than other,". She continued, "I'm not saying someone new on the show would be valued the same as someone who’s been on the show three years,"(probably jabbing pyshco bitch Bensimon). "But I think that the cast is the cast. Take an ensemble like Friends. They felt the same way about each other, even though some became more famous than others and some were more liked. They all took care of each other, and I think that's the way it should be."

In all honesty, NYC and Orange County are by far the most entertaining. Give them hoes some more money, because they're giving you ratings that are bringing in big bucks. NJ housewives were only entertaining because of Danielle and her slutty, coke fueled, stripper, kidnapping days. And Atlanta, almost all of them were really broke.

Bravo has announced that they are casting for the latest season. Maybe as a tactic to get these smart asses to give in. But who would watch and entirely new cast? These chicas know what they're doing.

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