New Music: Rihanna "Te Amo"

Well I can say I could tell she 'sucked' for both teams. But I don't like throwing things in people's faces. I bet this is the back story of how the song came to be.

Ciara is Rihanna's tranny bestie. They once licked each other's coochies between violents rounds of scissoring, when Rihanna suddenly said, "what's that smell?" Ciara responded "I don't smell nothing." Rih Rih caught another whiff and said "It smells like salmon tacos. I hate seasfood. This is over." Ciara continued to stalk her, and thus a frustrated Rih Rih, who just wanted to be friends had a late night recording session and came up with this.