Maybe the heavens decided it needed to do something as drastic as taking a life, to remind Madonna, that she is considered an elderly woman, at her age (50), and she needs to stop singing in too toos and leotards.
In a tragic twist of events, a stage hand for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour was killed today and six were injured after a stage fell on top of a crane; which in turn fell atop the poor people who have to put together and take apart stages for Granny. The incident occurred at Velodrome Stadium, in Marseille, France, where Madonna was slated to perform July 19th, 2009.
The Queen B, who from the safety of her handlers, released the below statement, will probably name one of her adopted kids after the victim. Two of the other six injured are in critical condition.
Madge said:
"I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news."
If she's that heartbroken, open your overstuffed wallet and pay up bitch. Because I'm pretty sure you won't be canceling that performance. And seeing as one of the other two men in critical condition is American, you can have some trouble coming your way. You know the favorite American past time is to sue.
1 comment:
WTF is wrong with you? You have no idea whether or not she will open up her wallet.
Also, of course the concert was cancelled. You can't fix this sort of disaster over night, even if you wanted to.
Finally, canceling the concerts isn't going to bring anyone back. It sure won't pay the money for the families who lost loved ones. I know it doesn't bring them back but I do this for a living and if this happened to me I would at least like to know that the industry that I love would pay my family for their loss.
After all when a plane crashes, the airline doesn't cancel all of their flights until everyone is "OK". When someone dies on the road, they don't close the road for a week to mourn the loss. It might be nice if they did, but it's just business.
Now if you can prove that Madonna caused the accident herself, or that she ordered it, then by all means execute her now. I don't think that you can.
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