Sunday, June 28, 2009

New Music: LeToya Luckett "She Ain't Got It"


Ay LeToya Luckett! I love you so much. Mostly because your the anti christ for Beyonce. That's why her papa tried to ban you from performing at todays BET Awards. I just wish you would dedicate this song to that cheap weave wearing coked whore, so you we could see her sweat like Whitney. The remix to an already great song is below!

Shadiness in the Jackson Case...Time to Cut A B****


This is not looking good for the Jackson family. According to AEG, the company which promoted the 50 concert series at the O2 Arena in London, said in statement today:

Michael Jackson insisted that his concert promoter’s payroll include his personal physician, a financially troubled cardiologist who was with the entertainer just before he died. Dr. Conrad Murray was hired by AEG Live to accompany the pop star to London for his comeback series of concerts, said AEG Live President and Chief Executive Randy Phillips.
Which may be the answer as to why he performed CPR on a man on a bed, as opposed to a hard surface. Especially when Murray is a veteran doctor. It was revealed:

In 2008, three judgments were filed against Murray or his company, Global Cardiovascular Associates, in Clark County, Nev., totaling more than $435,000, and two other cases are pending from companies that say Murray owes them a total of $355,000.


Shady, low life, wrinkled eyed bastard. In my ghetto hood, the family would put some grease on their face, get a box cutter, cornered that out of date doctor and would have gone to work with this dumb ass. Why is working as a doctor when he had to leave his own firm? Why would he continuously inject a grown man with multiple shots of Demerol, while Jackson called it "health tonic"? Not cool. Joe Jackson needs to bring it back to them steel mill days, and fuck a brotha up!

Luckily for the for the promoters of the event, and given Michael Jackson's history (which should of made it an expensive back-up plan), they had insurance. They further explained their circumstance:

We had pretty good coverage, but a lot of it is going to depend on the toxicology results,” he said. “We need to know what the cause of death was.


This is turining out to be Anna Nicole Smith, Elvis Presly and Janis Joplin all rolled up in one.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

New Music: Rihanna "Te Amo"

Well I can say I could tell she 'sucked' for both teams. But I don't like throwing things in people's faces. I bet this is the back story of how the song came to be.

Ciara is Rihanna's tranny bestie. They once licked each other's coochies between violents rounds of scissoring, when Rihanna suddenly said, "what's that smell?" Ciara responded "I don't smell nothing." Rih Rih caught another whiff and said "It smells like salmon tacos. I hate seasfood. This is over." Ciara continued to stalk her, and thus a frustrated Rih Rih, who just wanted to be friends had a late night recording session and came up with this.

The King of Pop Has Died...And I'm Just Gonna Shut My Trap!


As you must already know, Michael Jackson has passed away. From his debut at age 11 with his brothers, the world was not only in love, but mesmerized. He career sparked 13 number 1 singles, countless memories and a new direction in music. No one will forget Thriller, still the highest selling album ever. But please, I have to get this off my chest.

Him dying was probably the best thing that happened to minors across the globe, his estate and his obviously fucked up children.

Shhhh...I didn't just say that. I feel like Two Face in Batman. But homeboy wanted to be Peter Pan. Peter, mother effing Pan! Fine, I'll buy the vitiligo story, but what butcher used a meat clever on your jaw line, and a fruit peeler on your nose? (Lil' Kim, that's you in 20 years. Stop with the plastic bitch!) And how did those naps turn to silky tresses fit for a Garnier Commercial? I understand that we should never wish death on anyone. And I didn't wish that fate on him. But he was never gonna be strapped down in a padded cell on a Ritalin diet, like I felt he needed. At least until he realized he was no longer a child, but a man old enough to be a grandfather! (Reminiscing on Britney's 5150 Hold. Thank God for her parents.) No one dared to stop a man that needed to be saved; because of his wealth and name. At least he is in a place, where he will no longer be a harm to himself or anyone else. And there will be nothing but honesty and boys flying around with miniature fairies. SMH!