Showing posts with label Katt Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katt Williams. Show all posts

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Katt Williams A Free Man!


Midget Mac Katt Williams may be broke, but he will not do time for two guns NY police officers claimed they observed in his car, last November.

It seems that the District Attorney in NYC decided to reject the two weapons against Williams, because if it went to trial he wouldn't be able to be seen over the witness stand and he couldn't afford lawyers anyways. Okay, let me stop. It seems that they 'couldn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt'.

Isn't that technically the case with every gun possession charge then? Seems fishy to us. How could anyone prove that a gun was found on someone. Isn't it that based on the integrity of the officers? But whatever, at least he doesn't have to shell out more money.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Katt WIlliams Bankrupt - Guess He'll be Playing Santa's Helper This Winter


If the rumors from Humor Mill are true, everyone's favorite shock value comedian is headed for brokeville!

According to the site, there are multiple sources confirming that the actor/comedian has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Which is just another point of controversy in the last year. Perhaps buying lavish homes, aiding and bedding a convict, and buying black market weapons, have cost more than expected. Those Lawyers fees add up. Or perhaps, trying to retire from stand up, which includes turning down a $50 Million dollar deal from Comedy Central, way before your time and before you set yourself up financially didn't help.

But my real theory is that all those perms and hair products bit you in the ass. We know how expensive it is to keep the hair looking good. And we all know God don't like ugly. Maybe that stunt you pulled with Steve Harvey came and bit you with karma in the ass. There's always a job with the Mall Santa!

P.S. I wonder what you will do, now that you don't have money to fuel your excessive coke, weed, and 'surp habit. Please don't go Amy Winhouse on us!g