Bam Hospitalized Because He Decided to Booze it Up!

Usually we have to go on these crazy rants to explain our points. But the next story is soooo stupid that I don't even have words. Especially when the person it's about is known to snort a coke like it's an inhaler.

Bam Margera decided that since his marriage is going down the crapper, that he should go on a 96 hour alcohol binge. We'll say alcohol becase that's all he's admitted to. Sure there was no 8 balls, ounces of green and e pills involved. Either way, this is what apparently caused the Jackass and Viva La Bam alum to end up in the hospital talking to crazy people doctors.

His Mama was kind enough to further explain to TMZ that his kidney and leg muscles were jacked up from dehydration. The hospital flushed his system and he was able to go home after speaking with a psychiatrist.

When asked himself the dumbass answered: "I may get a divorce ... booze helps." I mean most Americans try things like communication, therapy and growing the fuck up. But not Bam, he's speacial. I can tell he took a short bus to school.