Katt Williams A Free Man!

Midget Mac Katt Williams may be broke, but he will not do time for two guns NY police officers claimed they observed in his car, last November.

It seems that the District Attorney in NYC decided to reject the two weapons against Williams, because if it went to trial he wouldn't be able to be seen over the witness stand and he couldn't afford lawyers anyways. Okay, let me stop. It seems that they 'couldn't prove it beyond a reasonable doubt'.

Isn't that technically the case with every gun possession charge then? Seems fishy to us. How could anyone prove that a gun was found on someone. Isn't it that based on the integrity of the officers? But whatever, at least he doesn't have to shell out more money.

Video:Teedra Moses Peforms "You'll Never Find" and "Complex Simplicity"

Teedra Moses may not have an official album in 5 years, but she surely is still working crowds. The singer recently performed at 229 the Venue in London. She sung "You'll Never Find", as well as the tite track of her debut album, "Complex Simplicity". Still no word on her sophomore effort.

Hailey Glassman, Why Would You Deny Things?

Hailey Glassman shouldn't have been whining that the tabloids are making up lies. Either she's totally dumb, or she smokes so much ganga that she's out of her mind and forgot that she took pictures of herself smoking it up. Inside Edition surely blew the story up to remind her about the situation. Hopfully this will clear the fog in her mind and she has a sudden relapse of memory.

We hope that Kate Gosselin keeps those 8 little ones far away from this trainwreck fug bitch!

K-Fed Using His Kids For Money Again!

No one could ever imagine that Kevin Federline would use his famous children as a meal ticket. Barf! That fast ass, has been former dancer, who once tried to act Black, and be a rapper, has somehow landed a deal with VH1. And you know no one is interested in him, so you're going to love this.

Him and Jon Gosselin will be BFFs as he will pretend to care about his kids as well, while whoring them out to TV cameras. Something his former wife and superstar performer Britney Spears doesn't even do! The show will revolve around him sitting on his fat ass all day, as his hired help that Brit pays for takes care of his children.

You can also expect to catch his equally fame hungry girlfriend and failed tennis player Victoria Prince to get her face on TV. Although the couple has no plans of marrying yet, she lives off of him at his California mansion, also paid for by Britney. Says a source, "Victoria is a big part of the series… They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino."

I wonder is his kids from the less famous Shar Jackson will also appear on the show, since they are costing him money instead of earning it from him. This should get inetersting once Britney goes back to court and fights for her 50/50 custody, which she pretty much has now.

We hope while Grandpapa Jamie is still in charge, that he puts a hault on this whole hot mess!

And also, since he will have his own income, we hope a judge will agree that Britney no longer has to pay him 16K a month for her baby boys.

Preview: G.I. Joe Rise of the Cobra Extended Scene!

So excited. Hot guys. Action. Sweat. What else do we care about in a movie?

Bam Hospitalized Because He Decided to Booze it Up!

Usually we have to go on these crazy rants to explain our points. But the next story is soooo stupid that I don't even have words. Especially when the person it's about is known to snort a coke like it's an inhaler.

Bam Margera decided that since his marriage is going down the crapper, that he should go on a 96 hour alcohol binge. We'll say alcohol becase that's all he's admitted to. Sure there was no 8 balls, ounces of green and e pills involved. Either way, this is what apparently caused the Jackass and Viva La Bam alum to end up in the hospital talking to crazy people doctors.

His Mama was kind enough to further explain to TMZ that his kidney and leg muscles were jacked up from dehydration. The hospital flushed his system and he was able to go home after speaking with a psychiatrist.

When asked himself the dumbass answered: "I may get a divorce ... booze helps." I mean most Americans try things like communication, therapy and growing the fuck up. But not Bam, he's speacial. I can tell he took a short bus to school.

WTF??? Miley Cyrus to Be Part of Divas Live?

Seriously, I think Whitney passed her crack habit along to the producers of VH1's Diva's Live. How could you have such high standards back in the days, then drop them as low as having tween queen Miley Cyrus appear on your show. She sounds like a 40 year old with a bad smoking problem?

Either way, the 2009 VH1 Diva's Live Special will take place on September 17th at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. They have the nerve to boast the line up of: Adele (fine), Leona Lewis (more than fine), Kelly Clarkson (okay mix it up) and Miley Cyrus (FAIL!). Have you heard that little brat sing live. If her daddy were not Billy Ray, she would be no where. Damn Hannah Montana has made it to Diva's Live. Every great singer who has passed is turning and barfing in their grave.

Did they forget their former crack buddy Whitney is cleaned and dropping an album just in time for the festivities. And that Mariah has pushed back the album as well. Both could run musical races around that 16 year old slut! Shame on you VH1!

P.S. Some suggestions - Keri Hilson, Lady Ga Ga, Beyonce (although we hate her), Shakira, Janet Jackson, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift (a minor who keeps her clothes on) - ANYONE ELSE!

Granpa Clooney Defeats the Purpose of A Motorcyle

Maybe his age is biting him in the you know what. Or perhaps his motorcycle crash in 2007 scared him shitless, but George Clooney is not trying to ride a real two wheeler anymore. He was spotted riding what I consider a tricycle for people who wear Depends. It's not that I hate Clooney, but the whole point of a motorcycle is the danger and intrigue. It seems like he faced the danger and he ran to his Mommy and she approved this kid safe vehicle. Not that we wouldn't try it. But you're friends with Brad freaking Pitt, even that father of 6 takes a ride on the wild side. We like Clooney via The Facts of Life better!

UFC Fighter Kimo Leopoldo Dies - The World is A Safer Place

UFC Fighter Kimo Leopoldo died. And honestly, I am not feeling one bit bad for him. Now ya'll know by now that I don't wish death on nobody. But this man was a drug fueled, hot headed, wife beater. And death ain't gonna make me feel no different.

It's not even like was the greatest. He posted a 10-7-1 record, which is only 18 fights. Plus, when MJ died, you know I kept that funky fresh too. I am tired of death erasing all the harmful things you did. He doesn't even have a legacy to leave behind.

If you think I'm being too mean, the man got off on all the charges he was facing now. And one of his favorite quotes were: People go up and down, but the heart of the individual and their motives is what they are about,

Need I say more?

Madonna's Stage Falls & Kills!

Maybe the heavens decided it needed to do something as drastic as taking a life, to remind Madonna, that she is considered an elderly woman, at her age (50), and she needs to stop singing in too toos and leotards.

In a tragic twist of events, a stage hand for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour was killed today and six were injured after a stage fell on top of a crane; which in turn fell atop the poor people who have to put together and take apart stages for Granny. The incident occurred at Velodrome Stadium, in Marseille, France, where Madonna was slated to perform July 19th, 2009.

The Queen B, who from the safety of her handlers, released the below statement, will probably name one of her adopted kids after the victim. Two of the other six injured are in critical condition.

Madge said:

"I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news."

If she's that heartbroken, open your overstuffed wallet and pay up bitch. Because I'm pretty sure you won't be canceling that performance. And seeing as one of the other two men in critical condition is American, you can have some trouble coming your way. You know the favorite American past time is to sue.